Rhetorical devices

Yes, rhetorical device. Did I stutter? Well technically, one cannot stutter while writing, unless of course one goes and types wi-ii-t-th, yeah, those things... Rhetorical devices in writing are usually irony, or metaphors. Those being the main two anyways, though my personal favorite is irony, metaphors have always seemed to come more naturally to me.

I have decided that I shall now use this blog as a testing ground for my writing, and you all shall be my personal guinea pigs. (Insert evil genius laugh here.) Did you catch the metaphor? Good for you, now give yourself a big pat on the back! ^_^ Yeah, I can be sarcastic and cynical sometimes as well… I apologize in advance for that. As I am typing this my dog is doing her yawn/whine before jumping up to my bed to lie on her pillow. Yes, I said her pillow, and though I cannot be sure, seeing as I do not speak doggy language, I am sure she is insisting that it is an un-Godly hour and would like me to go to bed now.

I am sorry to say that I can not quite oblige her, seeing as my word vomit is not done yet. I must warn you that this could be disasterous when all is sa- err, typed and done. Woa! I just saw what time it is. Maybe my dog had it right? I mean, she is quite clever about these things, though she also sleeps most of her day away... I am sure that being my shadow and following me room to room can probably be quite tiring - just saying. I should start to write Haiku.... hmmm, how do you write Haiku?

Well then, I shall say goodnight, and adieu.

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